Did anyone ever read bedtime stories to you? I had never been told bedtime story till...

M: On a piece of beautiful green land, there were many cows. The cows saw a fence and decided to jump over it.

Me: Cows??? U mean sheep?

M: Ohh! I just testing if u r being attentive to me. Ok... The sheep decided to jump over the fence.

The 1st sheep was black in colour and it jumped over the fence easily. The 2nd sheep..

Me: How come the sheep did not make a sound when it jump? Like "Bleat" or something of sort?

M: Alright.. The 1st sheep was black in colour and it jumped over the fence easily. "BLEAT" The 2nd sheep was blue in colour and it jumped over the fence "BLEAT", following the 1st black sheep. The 3rd sheep was a fat and huge 1. It jumped and.. BANG! It landed on the fetch and broke it. The 4th and 5th sheep had no fence to jump over, so they just walked passed the fence.

Me: U cheater! What broke the fence? You r simply lazy to make the "BLEAT" sound.

M: Aiyah! Shhh.. Let me cont'd lah. Here came a hungry wolf who wanted to eat the sheep. It followed closely behind them and suddenly... A T-Rex appeared and gobbled up all the 5 sheep. The wolf quickly ran away and escaped.

The T-Rex wasn't happy after eating all the sheep bcos it was having a bad cough. Just then another T-Rex appeared and said, "Go and pour another half cup of hot water and imagine it is a magical potion. Drink it and your throat will feel comfortable and the cough will go away."

Me: LOL... Drank already lah.

M: Now just lay back and relax. The horrible cough had gone away and you are starting to feel sleepy. Close your eyes and by the next morning, you will be healthy once again.

Me: Kekekez...

M: Go and sleep now. Good night!

Me: Good Night!


Conclusion: The story is kind of crappy but you made me feel diabetically sweet. Thanks!