Today is a damn suay day. Kana aim n zap by some old woman...

1st Zap:
The min that auntie stepped into the class, she said, "I had told evvery1 of u what need to be done for your assignments but i still get many emails n phone calls asking the same qns. I'm very tried to keep repeating myself. Actually it really worry me that u all r unsure what need to be done. Everytime is c ur phone calls or email, my heart skips a beat (Might as well just stop beating lah). Evelyn... Have you know what you need to do?"

It all started cos I emailed her during term break to clarify some qns regarding my assignments but that was after I asked a few classmates and no1 else know the details.

2nd Zap:
After one of my classmates had presented (today got presentation), auntie suddenly started a story about a new teacher who looks pretty n not knowing how to teach. Say that new teacher's hair long n beautiful ma chiam advertisement model, some how pretty till very distracting. Neh Neh de... Suay suay my class not many long hair de and happened that me and my good fren's hair is not tied up. (OUCH! Kana again! But I'll have it as she indirectly say i pretty till very distracting.)

3rd zap:
She cont'd saying "I understand u girls want to look pretty and dye their hair RED, green, blue. I admit i'm not a fashionable person but I'm very open minded 1. Some principles can't accept that" (Knn... Again! i'm the only 1 with red hair in class loh.)

4th zap: (Seriously injured by now)
This indian guy used visualiser to present his stuff so his ring looks very big on the screen. Auntie pointed out that it could be very distracting to students and added on saying bout nail polish and nail art will be distracting too. (CB! Whole class laugh at me cos I got purple nail polish today)

5th Zap:
Got this monkey told me that he was not going to prepare anything for today's presentation. In the end, he's the 1 with the most aids and still got worksheets and bookmarks given to the whole class. 耍心迹！

6th Zap:
Auntie said that our lesson plan must not exceed 8 pages, which she never mentioned before. That time she shown us 1 example with 32 pages then she said that student is a v detailed person so he need more pages to write. From this I assumed I can exceed 8 pages lah. KNN.. now I need to redo my lesson plan!]

That auntie also supre bias de leh... She liked this girl, M in our class then in the end, side her till got rainbow!

Scene 1:
M is not paying attention and kept paying w some other monkeys in class. My friend C who was presenting pointed M out and asked her why she kept talking (We are suppose to act real classroom scenario). That M really neh neh de, she said dhe don't understand what C is teaching so she said her monkey friends. SABO!

In the end, my tutor said C's presentation is uncleared, leading to class not paying attention. Then still said that we should beware of how to use our authority in class as teacher. (WAH KAOZ!)

Scene 2:
M's turn to present. The whole class do not know what topic she's doing and she can't finish within the 10mins time frame. Auntie can say M is very good! unlike C... (Wah lao eh... I really fu le her ah. God also her, ghost also her!)

Conclusion of the day: %&@#(%&$#%#!%))$#)%&#$# (Censored due to overly violence and vugluar)